Dad Terms & Conditions

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No-one ever reads the terms & conditions of anything anymore… And we have no idea what we’re signing up to… Being a dad is no different!!! It’s just like reading Terms & Conditions, you have no idea what you’re signing up to but you still just click “I Agree” …

Until now!!

Introducing the Dad Terms & Conditions

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  1. This is funny and entirely true! Just discovered your site – not sure how I didn’t come across it before. I’ve so enjoyed looking around – great to get more of a male perspective which can be a bit rare int he blogging world.

  2. When I got to the bit about “giving up the rights to a lie-in, conversations about anything other than babies, sex, and a clean car” I couldn’t see for the tears of laughter. This is genius! Great post. #TwinklyTuesday

  3. This is brilliant. I hate to admit that this is so true. I’m ummming & ahhhing about showing this to my other half. He’ll find it so funny & relatable, but then he’ll be onto us mums as well haha. x

  4. Rev T knows what you mean about hanging round playgrounds etc as he was a stay at home dad! Made him so cross!

    Made me snort coffee whilst reading, always the sign of a really funny post! #bigfatlinky

  5. How could you?! The terms & conditions are supposed to be very well hidden, in a basement, guarded by a lion – not out in the world for everyone to know what they are agreeing to! #bigfatlinky

  6. This is excellent, love the layout and it’s a great read. If I had a significant other I’d definitely share it with him and I bet most, if not all, men will identify with this. #BigFatLinky

  7. Very clever post. ‘I see you dressed the children today’ particularly resonates…I’m always baffled by my husband’s choice of clothes for our boy – at 3 months he went through a ‘let’s dress him like the russian mafia phase’. Um, what!!?? #bigfatlinky

  8. Justin Wallace on

    About halfway through I had to take a break. I couldn’t see any longer because I had tears of laughter blocking my vision. You put a lot of work into that agreement, and it is equal parts scarily accurate and wonderfully funny. Well played good sir, well played.

  9. Ohh come on! Us Mums aren’t that strict…are we? I read this and laughed, and then went, shit….it’s all true. Great post :) #bigfatlinky

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